Ahoy, Mateys! International Talk Like A Priate Day is upon us. To brush up on your lingo, go to the official site by clicking on the flag above (which I blatantly pirated in honor of the occasion). With pickup lines like "Wanna shiver me timbers?" or "Ya know, darliní, Iím 97 percent chum free" you're sure to score some major booty.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We're rascals, scoudrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Aye! But we are loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Man, am I bored... Oh look, Iron Chef is coming on!