The Internet buzz that has been building for months has finally come to head and it's time to pop it like the pimple that it is! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Beauty Shop is finally out in theaters! Let your extensions down and pile on the curl relaxer because nothing says artistic expression better than Queen Latifa in a tight pair of pants.
1) Beauty Shop
2) Sin City
3) Kontroll
Happy April Fools!
Jeff Veen on Blogging (via Jeremy):
Not a lot of people understand what blogging is. And I'm not being metaphysical -- I mean that the vast majority of people in the world have no idea what we're talking about when we talk about blogs. And most of those familiar with the concept often liken it to crazy hermits pounding out manifestos in their mountain cabins. Marketing this will be an uphill battle.But I've always seen it as a technological solution for enabling participation. Typing into a text box and hitting the publish button has proven far more successful that angle brackets and FTP servers. People can say what they want, share stuff, and stay focused on communicating rather than web publishing.
Read the rest, be encouraged...
5 - Days spent in Austin for SXSW
33 - Bands seen
11 - Venues visted
1 - Miller Lites consumed
90 - Minutes spent standing in line to pick up my badge
1 - Times I decided to get a horseshoe tattoo on the side of my neck
1 - Times Wanda & Ms. Jen talked me out of getting said tattoo
46 - Degrees Fahrenheit when Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver performed OUTSIDE at Opal Divine's
4 - Lonestar beers consumed
1 - Ray Romano look-a-likes spotted at Guero's
250 - lbs. the driver had to haul around when Alex decided he wanted a pedicab ride
110 - Guestimated lbs. of pedicab driver who had to haul 250 lbs. of Alex
0 - Time spent at the Austin Music Awards since Wanda got banned
4 - Dollars required to withdraw money from the ATM
11 - Shiner Bocks consumed
1 - Times Turkish hackers with bad grammar sabotaged barflies.net
3 - Visits to Amy's Ice Cream
265 - Dollars spent on souvenirs
1 - Tequila shots consumed
2 - Servicepeople who hit on me while I was patronizing their establishments
632 - Number assigned to my minidisk recorder as an “official” SXSW Videographer/Photographer
3 - Cross-dressers spotted on Sixth Street
2 - Lip glosses included in the complimentary goodie bag from "Heidi's Night of Beauty"
3 - Margaritas consumed
355 - Days remaining until 2006 SXSW Music Festival
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So, Dave and I go to the Brunswick Bowl last Thursday in Orange, and the guy at the counter tells me that "your friends were here Monday" and I'm wondering who it is - who hit Bowlapalooza without telling me! and I tell him that I don't have any friends anymore now that PRB is over and by the way, what did they look like. A guy and a girl, he says. 'Fess up! Who was it?
So, we're back (ugh!) and I'm almost unpacked (ugh!) and I started the laundry (ugh!), took the moldy food out of the fridge (ew!) and I even went to work today (triple ugh!). Where do I begin? With the food, the drinks, the music, the sights, the sounds, the smells? Over the next week (or two) Miss Jen, Darlin' and I hope to put up our Best of SXSW, taking no prisoners, pulling no punches and mixing no metaphors. You'll get the best of the best and the worst of it all. You'll feel like you were there! (except your feet won't hurt and you won't have gained 10 pounds in four days).
As always, we took hundreds of pictures (literally) and it will take a while to sift through them all, find the best, and post them for you. Yes, Jen is still working on the bowling photos. And since I know this site is about more than photos (isn't it?) I'll have some extended thoughts over at the magazine as well. I hope you'll check back often.
- DJ Wanda
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Really, I don't enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes, but this was funny. I was laughing with him, not at him.
One of the highlights of Austin was getting to see some of Jenny Hart's work up close and personal at the Yard Dog gallery in Austin. Of course, Jenny is the genius behind Sublime Stitching and my total crafty idol. So I was only too elated to get to stare at her needle work and see the intricacy, stitch sizes, color choices, and cleverness of it all up close. I took pictures. I drooled. I touched it (sorry, Jenny!) - the Yard Dog folks thought I was nuts.
When I need inspiration, I will come back to my shots of this amazing portrait in thread.
Lovely waitress at the Stuff/Spinart party. She was a popular gal, but had to remind the folks that even though the drinks were free, she worked for tips. As Alex Hernandez would say, "Here's a tip: stay in school. That way you won't end up a waitress."
The new face of rock n' roll? We hope not.
The triumphant return of Nine Pound Hammer at the Parish, Austin Texas during the Bloodshot Records showcase.
Miss Jen and Miss Wanda at the rooftop bar of the Speakeasy in Austin for the Stuff/Spinart party. The view was excellent, the music was good, the people were fun.
Fri 03.18.05 - I vote for the return of pegged pants for men. I am VERY sick of baggy pants. The singer of NYC's Sexy Magazines has the cajones & thighs to wear striped pegged pants.
Happy Irish Hangover Day!!! I can't think of any better reason to see a movie than "you never want to drink that much ever again" and "please can we avoid the bar today?" For me, that was last weekend as I'm sure anyone in the vicinity of Manhattan Beach will be glad to tell you all about it.
1) Melinda and Melinda
2) The Ring Two
3) Steamboy
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Wed. 03.16.905 - The day between SXSW Interactive and SXSW Music...
Sleep until 10:30am
11am - Hang out in 2nd floor lounge with The Brits, Dave Shea, Rob Weychert, and Jason Santa Maria until 1pm when they leave for airport.
1pm - 4pm - Lucky Laura and I go to the Whole Foods mothership new store. Completely overwhelming. Not so nice of an experience. Too many people, too confusing. It took Lucky and I two plus hours to negociate a grocery store...
7pm - Julie Wanda and Vicky Pepper arrived in the afternoon. We added Alex to the mix and we went off to Guero's for dinner. It was excellent.
9pm - Go with Wanda and Vicky to the Austin Convention Center to get Wanda's badge. Socialize with Maria from Arizona, Tantek from San Francisco, and others.
11pm - Wanda and Jen meet up with Alex at La Zona Rosa for Tift Merrit and Elvis Costello. Elvis was AMAZING. Good craft, good songs, great execution.
2am - Go back to hotel. Go to sleep.
5am - Wake up with a really bad tummy from dinner.
The Craziness Begins...
Wed 03.16.05 - At Güeros. Alex & Wanda laughing about Vivian, Alex's mom, going on the Backyard Babies' bus to deliver beer & thai food.
Spring Break in Austin, Texas. Computer Geek, Film Folk, and Music Spring Break!
I am blogging and photo-blogging the Interactive portion of SXSW over at BlackPhoebe (Yesterday through Tuesday). And next week, Wed - Sun, Wanda and I will be blogging the Music conference here at the Barflies.net News & Tidbits!
I have already met a barflies.net mailing list-er, Amanda Udoff, at a party last night.
Pacifier?! Pacifier is number one at the box office? I guess that doesn't count all the people who ran out midway through the film because it was lowering the audience's collective IQ.
See good movies people. Don't make careless movie going decisions, it only leads to sequels.
1) Millions
2) Upside to Anger
3) In My Country
Mon. 02.21.05 - Around 10am - Vegas socked in with fog... Hey Now! San
Francisco-ers keep your fog at home!
Sun. 02.20.05 - Happy Greg
Sun. 02.20.05 - Super Julie to the Rescue!
Sun. 02.20.05 - My cellphone's flash makes sweet Kati look demonic...
Sun. 02.20.05 - Doppledanger...
Sun. 02.20.05 - Derek = Diet Coke + Cellphone...
Sun. 02.20.05 - Pink Furry Creepers, need we say more? Deb rocks.
Sun. 02.20.05 - April and Matt
Sun 02.20.05 - The Pete and The Kate
Sun. 02.20.05 - Nabu(l), Kate, and friend
Sun. 02.20.05 - Reading
Sun. 02.20.05 - Jimbo, Gonzo and friend
Sun 02.20.05 - 'Chell Lockneck.
Sun. 02.20.05 - One of the Top 15 Round 2 teams were very serious about
their bowling...
Sun. 02.20.05 - Mr. Brief...
Sun. 02.20.05 - Barflies.net-ter Lauren helps Family Niles crack the
"Famous Jews and Hairdos" word search
Sun. 02.20.05 - Sean Carswell
Sun. 02.20.05 - Ok, Gordy looks skeptical, but he was giving the
documentary folk a good round of ...
Sun. 02.20.05 - Round 2 - Aaron and John
Sun. 02.20.05 - Brooke
Sun. 02.19.05 - Diego
Sun. 02.20.05 - Ron and Beth
Sun. 02.20.05 - Karl Irish shows off his new cellphone and his new
french fry moustache.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Alex the Cutie
Sat. 02.19.05 - Gold Coast carpet + Creepers
Sat. 02.19.05 - Jen Niles and Hector
Sat. 02.19.05 - Late Late Saturday Night - Carlos
Sat. 02.19.05 - Late Saturday night - the boys down the hall next to the
elevator.
Sat. 02.19.05 - The top 15 list at the end of Saturday.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Julie Wanda pre-departing for the evil HOB - Lost Wages.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Barflies.net's Dirty Rotten Poser's Team - Hot Karl,
Lauren, David Irish, and Kool Keith.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Barflies.net's One Pin Team - Ashley, April, Tink, and
Ms. Jen.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Barflies.net Bad News Bowlers - Brian the Occulator, Julie Wanda, Lucky Laura, and Kevin Hillskemper.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Shakes hangs out with the Barflies.net One Pin gals.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Amazing Shoes
Sat. 02.19.05 - Sandra, the best Cheerleader ever.
Sat. 02.19.05 - Francisco of London Calling sleeping it off...
Barflies.net gets ready.
In this weeks LA Weekly, they have a open letter to God, praying to help keep Indie 103 on the air.
What the FCC?, God Save Indie!" by Kate Sullivan
Indie will continue till about the end of March, the letter says, unless a miracle happens. . . Pray for Indie!!!
I haven't seen this movie. I heard it was pretty bad. Like, dirrrrty bad. Like perverted "pulsating butthole" bad..
But then again, it's John Waters.
"Lust is in the air on Harford Road and Sylvia Stickles, a grumpy, repressed middle-aged Baltimorean, doesn't like it. Though Sylvia's handsome husband Vaughn still has marital urges, his wife could not be less interested -- she has more important things to do. Not only does Sylvia run the family's Pinewood Park and Pay convenience store, she's also responsible for watching over her exhibitionist daughter Caprice. A go-go dancer known to her adoring fans as Ursula Udders, Caprice and her stupendously enlarged breasts are currently under house arrest after several nude and disorderly violations. But Sylvia's world is turned upside down one day after suffering a concussion in a freak traffic accident. Sexy tow-truck driver Ray-Ray Perkins rushes to her aid, and the stricken Sylvia realizes he is no ordinary service man; he's a sexual healer who brings Sylvia's hidden cauldron of lust to the boiling point."The cast highlights favorites Tracey Ullman, Johnny Knoxville, Selma Blair, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, Mink Stole, and Patricia Hearst. You might recognize some from previous Waters films.
Think about this: "If you are a pervert, and like a movie that is only about one thing, sex, you are going to love this movie."
John Waters is known for his films including, "Cecil B. DeMented," "Serial Mom," "Cry-Baby," "Hairspray," "Polyester," and "Pink Flamingos."
If you see it, let me know how it is. Just don't take your mom.
Rating: NC-17
Movie summary taken from IMDB.com
"Broadway will hear a new generation of songwriter in 2006 when Adam Schlesinger of the pop group Fountains of Wayne pairs with lyricist David Javerbaum, the Emmy Award-winning writer of TV's "The Daily Show," for the new musical, Cry-Baby.Like Hairspray before it, the show (as previously announced) will have a libretto by Tony Award-winners Thomas Meehan and Mark O'Donnell, and is based on a film by John Waters. A spring 2006 opening on Broadway is projected.
In the 1990 movie, which has class-clash as a theme, a good girl representing the rich "Squares" in 1954 Baltimore is attracted to a motorcycle-riding, leather-clad bad-boy (then played by Johnny Depp), a member of the "Drapes" — from the other side of the tracks."
Read entire article HERE.
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So I found this link on apple and the Rhino Records website that plays old videos.
Classic Videos
I was a fanatic as a kid for music videos. I remember being really little and on Sat. mornings(I think), Richard Blade from KROQ had a show on channel 5 and I think it was called Video Beat. They would play Duran Duran, The Cure, Depeche Mode videos, etc, plus interviews too. Then I found out that he was doing a show on KDOC (A Orange County Channel, owned by Pat Boone) called Video One. It was the best and then it turned into Request Video in the late eighties/early ninties. They had Social Distortion play live and the Vandals, too. In the mid to late 90's Request Video signed off and I always wondered what happend to all those videos. Of course, I loved MTV when they played videos. I would come home everyday a 3 and watch total request live and then at like 5 PM Request Video came on. I was in heaven. . . Just Like Heaven!