Just when I get my Trophy Queen Streamliner handbag, and I think my life is complete, Jenny Parker goes and does this to me:

Oh MY GOD! That bitch is designing shoes! Life just got a whole lot better!

Now I can have shoes and handbag that match, and my life really WILL be complete.
This is why God gave us credit cards, Wanda. Breathe, breathe, breathe.