Happy Memorial Day, Comrades!

Here I sit at work, chained to my cubicle, on yet another national holiday. But I must, for it is the way of retail supply chain logistics.

Just please go out and buy some cheap plastic shit from China*, so that my work here is not in vain...

*including, but not limited to, toxic food, clothing, or over the counter medicines originating from our friends in the far east.

Cake or Death? Oh. I'm sorry we're all out of cake... I meant Death or Death.

A pal at work has been mind-raping me for the better part of the week with this little gem via inter-office IM:

btw, you've been RickRoll'd!!!

I have an H-bomb waiting for that smug bastard when he gets back in:
OMFG! You've just got Blazed!!!!1!!!!SHIFT1

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*btw, once you watch these videos, no matter how hard you may try, you will not be able to unwatch them.

Sometimes "C" can be short for "Culinary Delight".

Sometimes "C" can also be short for "Diarrhea". Oh and also short for "fucking stupid Justin. stupid."

When will this war on my bowels end, China?!