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August 23, 2004
Music to Raise Your Spawn By
If you're like me, and all your friends are getting married and becoming pregnant (or vise versa), then you are sick and tired of getting minute by minute updates on Junior's bowel movements and being on the receiving end of quizzical looks when you politely explain that bringing up your own little Satan just doesn't interest you.
Next time one of my friends becomes an incubator and has the nerve to release the contents within upon the world; I'll know just what to give:
1) The "They Shake Me" baby t-shirt from T-ShirtHell.com
2) Some MP3s of Black Rattle (death metal versions of nursery rhymes as sung by Greg Behrendt)
So far I can only find Itsy Bitsy Spider and Where is Thumkin?, but I'm sure someone has a bootleg somewhere.
Posted by xx - Ms. Lauren - xx at August 23, 2004 9:17 PM |
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Ah, but where can I buy that adorable Spawn of Satan suit for my nephew?
Posted by: wanda at August 25, 2004 6:43 PM
I found it while doing an image search for "devil children" on google. Here's the url:
http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/childrens-featured-items.asp?product=FAN0137
Ain't the internet grand!
Posted by: Ms. Lauren at August 25, 2004 7:47 PM
