Hi, I'm Panda

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So, Jessa tells me that she saw Kimya Dawson play Sunday night, and naturally, Dawson had her baby, Panda, with her. According to Jess, Panda is really cute -- you know, like a panda, but maybe not as big, or as smelly, or as prone to eating an entire bamboo tree -- but more like a baby panda, which is really damn cute.

And then we thought about how when Panda grows up, she can say things like, "Hi, I'm the Executive Director of Human Resources, Panda Dawson," or "Pleased to meet you, I'm Panda Dawson, Vice President in charge of Marketing." But really, Panda is more the type of name that makes you think she'll be saying, "HI! I'm Panda, and I'll be your server tonight at HOOTERS. Let me tell you about our HOT WINGS SPECIAL."

Yes, I'm afraid that Panda is more a curse than a blessing and as cute as it is now, it will not be cute when she is 45.

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